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East Somerville Gift Guide
Because Amazon doesn’t know your neighborhood like we do.
(Click to discover each guide)
1) The “I Survived Broadway Traffic” Survival Kit
Snacks from local shops + a stress ball. Perfect for anyone who has ever attempted to park on Broadway during rush hour.
2) “New Year, New Hair, New Identity” Package
A gift card to a local barber or salon with the promise that no one will know you after your fresh fade.
​Snacks from local shops + a stress ball . Perfect for anyone who has ever attempted to park on Broadway during rush hour.
A handpicked guide to East Somerville eats, for anyone whose kitchen exists only for storage.
3) The “I Can’t Cook But I Live Near Amazing Restaurants” Bundle
4) "Let’s Not Cook Tonight” Date Night Kit
​Gift card for dinner + dessert + a note that says:
“Because you deserve joy… and I deserve rest."
5) “My Pet Is More Popular Than Me” Package
Goodies from local pet-friendly businesses + a card saying “You’re just the human who pays the bills.”
​6) “For the Person Who Has Everything… Except This”
Wrap it with a note: “Now we finally have something new to talk about.”
7) “Taco Emergency Kit”
A guide to a local Salvadoran or Mexican spot with instructions: “Open in case of emotional emergency.”
A guide to dessert stops—because in East Somerville,
self-control is a myth.
8) The “I Said I’d Only Get One Treat” Dessert Passport
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